《Without Me》是美国说唱歌手埃米纳姆演唱的一首歌曲，歌曲由埃米纳姆、杰夫·贝斯填词谱曲，收录在其专辑《The Eminem Show》里面，发行于2002年5月14日。该首歌亦是电影《X特遣队》的插曲。

发行《The Marshall Mathers LP》后，埃米纳姆想要写出一首与《The Real Slim Shady》类似的歌曲，他想要完成《The Real Slim Shady》的续集，于是诞生了《Without Me》。埃米纳姆说他这次要来拯救世界the outside迈克尔·杰克逊的《Billie Jean》。歌中的背景中的萨克斯声源自Drunkenmunky的《E》。

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside round the outside

Woo

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Guess who's back

Back again

Shady's back tell a friend

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

I've created a monster 'cause nobody wants to

See Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady this what I'll give ya

A little bit of w**d mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart quicker

Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not co-operating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating

Hey

You waited this long now stop debating

'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me so

Come on and dip bum on your lips

**** that cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready

'Cause this ****'s about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits **** you Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prisoners helpless

A visionary vision is scary

Could start a revolution polluting the airwaves a rebel

So just let me revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone kissing my a*s

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so d**n much of my a*s you asked for me

Well I'm back da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna

Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting

The best thing since wrestling infesting in your kid's ears and nesting

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents my two cents is free

A nuisance who sent

You sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

A tisket a tasket I'll go tit-for-tat wit'

Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your a*s kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby

You can get stomped by Obie

You thirty-six-year-old bald-headed fag blow me

You don't know me you're too old let go

It's over nobody listens to techno

Now let's go just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been d**e suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the **** just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me I'm just obscene

Yeah

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do Black music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy

Hey

There's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'd be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Hum dei-dei la-la la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la

Hum dei-dei la-la la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la

Kids

《Without Me》和《The Real Slim Shady》很像，都是风趣的顽皮嬉闹。埃米纳姆在这首歌中把猫王、Limp Bizkit什么的都嘲进去了，不过仔细看看，他也不是瞎掰。要知道，并不是所有的母亲都是好母亲。比如有的母亲就溺婴，有的不给孩子饭吃，有的对孩子不如对猫好。这世上，不好的就该骂。就像种族歧视，或者商业上的刚愎和无信用。这些都可以从埃米纳姆的歌词中找到。

《Without Me》是专辑中最轻松地歌曲之一，歌中的说唱令人眼花缭乱，但也可以看出埃米纳姆的自知之明。这首歌是埃米纳姆最有趣、最时髦的创新。歌中的埃米纳姆是一个怪兽，歌曲也揭示了真正的埃米纳姆。

《Without Me》的音乐录影带由约瑟夫·卡安执导。

MV中，埃米纳姆扮演了猫王、罗宾、相扑者和本·拉登，完全发挥了他的喜剧天份。视频开始，埃米纳姆从床上醒来，两个美女陪在两旁。之后他又变成了罗宾。然后他又躺在担架车上被送往急救室。之后他又出现在一个演播室里，他又电电晕了台上的人。之后他又在一个节目的录制现场突然站起来。然后，扮作罗宾的他与德瑞博士飙车。镜头有转向恶搞猫王的阿姆。之后埃米纳姆与朋友在一起，他又亲吻起一个充气娃娃，导致朋友们到处跑。